Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 23! We’ve got twitter’s Inappropriate Mom this week! Nic (@nicfit75) gets inappropriate with our round-table discussions, as we talk: Online Dating, Dog Parks, Friend Boundaries, and Bar Fights. Our stereotype-laden fake sponsor this week is Don’s Gay Apparel! And we rock super heavy rock jamz with #RRCB favorite Monolord‘s “Audhumbla”, and also 1980s-90s metalheads’ favorite Pantera‘s “War Nerve”. Our sketch this week features the vocal hilarity of Jared Quay Campbell as heard in Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 5, as he commentates on NicFit75’s Twitter Court. And, before we go, Nic gives us Christmas in March!
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 17! Beard master & English major Bryan Cook joins returning guest host Celia Finkelstein as we get back to our burgery roots in our first new episode of 2015. We crack beers as we talk Burger Technology, Gross Selfies, Sandwiches (DIFFERENT THAN BURGERS, YOU GUYS), and Kyle kinda freaks out about Umbrellas a little bit. We pump up the jamz with “Drones” by Ghost Idols, and a saxophone-heavy tune called “In The Sunshine” by the Dirty Cakes band. We revive one of our favorite to-dos with 60 Second Story Hour, and we hop around the terrible-radio-o-sphere in this week’s commercial parody segment, including some sweet mom raps! Oh, and we may have stolen the bodies of Alex & Stu from Warp Drive for this week’s image.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 15! The quick and powerful Jay Light joins returning guest host Valerie Tosi for our year-end burger-up! We drink large holiday cans of Stella Artois® as we discuss Almond milk, Films of 2014, Highschool make-out spots, and New Year’s Resolutions. We rock the balls off 2014 with a rumbling cut from Tilts with “Thomas Jefferson II” and a boombox-worthy cut from hip-hop artist Bloodshot with “Goodmornin”. We have a special holiday public service announcement for your physical, financial, and mental health. And we hear a comedy sketch for all the wordies in the burgersphere.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Ten!! Hollywood character actress & good human person Celia Finkelstein joins the gang for our decisode. This week, we go round-table on Bad Advice from Friends, Craig Ferguson & Metallica, Cognitive Dissonance, and Oil Pulling. We roll rad rocks with “One Hand On The Wheel” by San Angelus, and “Burn” by Fused By Defiance. This week we run previews for some possibly-upcoming sketch madness, as episode 10 is sponsored by ourselves… wait what?… And we bring you the very special segment, Beat Poetry Night At The Blue Bone Daddy. (Ep 10 cover art features the gang’s heads pasted of classic images of Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Presley, Audrey Hepburn, The Fonz, and James Dean.)
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Nine! Hilarious funnyman of comediocity Karl Hess kickflips into the burger dome for our election week special. We talk AA, Food Pictures, Unisex Names, and Day Drinking! Our sponsor this week is cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. *SPECIAL ELECTION WEEK SKETCH — our Town Hall Debate from the prestigious St. Capitalsburgh University and Dental University… what? Rock music with “I’m Just The Driver” from Black Map, and some fresh hip-hop with “Manym00ns” from Dex Amora. Rock, burger, jams, got ‘em!
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Eight! YouTube funnyman Jason Horton grills up the comedy burgers with the gang, discussing: Halloween Candy, Last-Minute Costumes, Ghosts, and Facebook Soapboxing. We hear political advertisements from fake candidates Nancy R. Adams and Carl Zerptington. And we rock some wild tunes from “Fire The Animal” and “Mudface“. We revisit 60 Second Storyhour with a Halloween edition, including Dan’s “Tell-Tale Fart”. Tune in next week for the Town Hall Debate with candidates Adams and Zerpington! Until then, plug your burger into an amplifier & rock the cheese off.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Seven! Rock drummer and hilarious maniac, Manimal from The Big Surprise, joins us in the white-hot boozerdome as we talk: Willful Ignorance, Bar Etiquette, Water as a Commodity, Phone Envy, the Japanese McDonalds’ Black Cheeseburger and more. We play a couple of rad rock jams from The Big Surprise with “Tomm Petty” and “The One”. And we flip through just about everything that is wrong with terrestrial radio. Episode 7 is lovingly fake-sponsored by Pimpin’Surance.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Six! Markeia McCarty gets burgery wit it for our sixth episode, while we spitball on these pressing issues in society & more: Garbage Pizza, Dogmatics vs. Second Guessers, Street Harassment, and Every Band Has At Least One Good Song? We also hear a word from this week’s fake sponsor, the Langley Swap Meet, and we hear another original comedy sketch with our Star Wars parody The Droids We Were Looking For. We hear some killer rock tunes in ep. 6 with “Audhumbla” by Monolord and “Blue Benz” by The Big Surprise. Strap in and press play, as we exude the force of the burger rock.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Five! Stand-up comedian and free safety Jared Campbell saunters into the burger dome, as he & the gang go round-table on: Mother-Daughter Relationships, Marijuana Legalization, Good Break-ups, and California’s Plastic Bag Laws. Also featured in episode five is Chapter 2 of our original noir audio sketch comedy series “Bilby Sullivan; Junior Detective”, and a commercial parody for Low-Speed Scooter Crashes. Episode 5 music includes “Audhumbla” by Monolord, “By Our Current Standards” by Choirs, and “Self-Made Hero” by Dirty Machine. Listen to the show, follow on the twitters:
– Jared Campbell on twitter,
– Kyle Duncan Graham on twitter,
– Jackie Monahan on twitter,
– Dan Lawler on twitter,
– Tikku Sircar on twitter,
and of course – Rock N Roll Cheeseburger on twitter!
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Four! Greg Walloch joins the cast for the fourth installment of the burgerings. Featured in Ep. 4 are discussions on terrible airline passengers, domestic abuse & the NFL, “Orthorexia”, and the good kind of crazy, along with rad rock music from local basasses Living Dead Lights, as well as Rochester, NY’s own Starlight Cities. Jackie, Dan, Kyle & Greg are all put to shame as Tikku hits the nail on the head with his Sixty Second Story Time, and a few things you might have missed on the internet.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Three! Special guests, Stu & Alex of the musical comedy duo Warp Drive enter the burger dome, mandolins in-hand, and rocks the night away as we mourn the (temporary) death of one of our hosts. Featured in Episode 3 is a WORLD PREMIERE of Warp Drive’s new comedy song “Follow The Road”, an advertisement for all our dinosaur listeners, and round-table comedy discussions on cheeseburgers, super string theory, the cost of living, and Dinosaurs! Send in your best burger & dinosaur pics on twitter &/or instagram to @RRCheeseburger!
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Two! Special guest Amber Tozer joins us in the Burger Dome for our darkest episode yet! (out of two.) Featured in Ep. 2 is another original comedy sketch “Hipster EMT”, some commercial parodies from a few fake sponsors including Froyo Yo-yo, and round-table comedy discussions on the following pressing issues in society: The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell Story, Suicide, Travelers Mentality, and the death of Rock N Roll. Think we could possibly rock any harder?! Email us at RockNRollCheeseburger@gmail.com .
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode One! Special guest Tommy Bechtold joins us in studio for our first official episode release! Featured in Ep. 1 is an original comedy sketch “Bilby Sullivan, Junior Detective”, a commercial parody from our fake sponsor, The Valkyrie Viking Long Ship, and round-table discussions on these pressing issues in society: George Washington & the Washington State flag, the Orgy Dome at Burning Man, the concept of “Slacktivism”, and defining the Sex-to-Baseball analogy. Grab a burger, grab a beer, and rock your ear drums inside out!
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