Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 25! Tommy Bechtold spelunks into the burger dome for his third RRCB episode and our Season One Finale, and he brings Val’s mom with him!? This week’s pressing issues in society are Out-Of-Town Guests, Unsustainability, Bro-Night Stands, and Hangover Cures. We have our first honest to goodness sponsorship this week, from the hilariously stylish folks at Bob Heller Tees! We spin beefy rock tunes with Byron Blocker‘s “Echo Park” and Boom Said Thunder‘s “Modern Girls”. And we dive into the perilous depths of co-hostess Valerie Tosi‘s mind in this week’s comedy sketch “Brain Date”. Come hang with us at the New Orleans tweetup April 16-20, where co-hosts Dan Lawler and Valerie Tosi will be performing in the Comics Of Twitter stand-up show! And we’ll be back inside your ear satchels after our spring break!
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 24! Jordan Rubin, writer & director of the horror / comedy film Zombeavers gets his beave on in burgerville this week. We go round table on such pressing issues in society as Facing Danger, Primal Behaviors, Mom Strength, and Deforestation. We are sponsored this week by the fine folks over at Power Snack. Our comedy sketch involves martians, marijuana and a guy named Morty. And we rock rad tune buggies from the band Reuben with “Freddy Kreuger”, and from Los Angeles locals Bed with “Goodnight”. Zombeavers hits theaters & Video On Demand on Friday, March 20, 2015. If you’re in L.A. on March 18th, grab tickets for the Los Angeles premiere of Zombeavers here.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 23! We’ve got twitter’s Inappropriate Mom this week! Nic (@nicfit75) gets inappropriate with our round-table discussions, as we talk: Online Dating, Dog Parks, Friend Boundaries, and Bar Fights. Our stereotype-laden fake sponsor this week is Don’s Gay Apparel! And we rock super heavy rock jamz with #RRCB favorite Monolord‘s “Audhumbla”, and also 1980s-90s metalheads’ favorite Pantera‘s “War Nerve”. Our sketch this week features the vocal hilarity of Jared Quay Campbell as heard in Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 5, as he commentates on NicFit75’s Twitter Court. And, before we go, Nic gives us Christmas in March!
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 22! Larry Herweg, drummer for the rock band Pelican, swoops into the burger dome this week, as we world premiere their new tune “The Wait”! We also rock the new single “The Cliff”, title track of the brand new Pelican album releasing February 24th, and one track from Larry’s other band, San Angelus! This week, we talk Band Names, CPR, Death of the Guitar Solo?! And the 20th Anniversary of Empire Records! Commercial parodies, angry baby-daddies, dirty nipples… Oh my!
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 21! Bridget Phetasy frees her nipples in the burger dome this week, as we cover such issues as Free The Nipple, Confirmation Bias, Terrible Apartments, Tweet-ups, and more. Our make-believe sponsor this week is the never-going-to-be-released book “The Bible: Director’s Cut”. We hit the streets for a hard-hitting news story with this week’s “Homeless Update”. And we slam some ram jams with “So Long” by Emma Lane, and “Grandfather Claws” by Helms Alee. Just take your pants off and listen already.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 20! Razzle Dangerously waxes his fabulous mustache while returning guest host Celia Finkelstein laughs away from the microphone about it. We rally ’round the table with these pressing issues in society: Birthdays (on Facebook), Fast & Furious 7, Littering, and Dan plays a game with our website comment section. Our imaginary sponsor this week is the St. Capitalsburgh 27th annual “Chili Cook-off”. We travel to a classical sci-fi version of Earth’s moon to battle radioactive kittens in this week’s comedy sketch. And we rawk some killer roll this week with song slivers like “Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues” by Mclusky, and “Volcanoes” by Freeze The Atlantic.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 19! Xanthia Pink is in-studio to paint Burgerville rouge! Join Xanthia’s goddess energy and sit in as our round-table discussions cover these pressing issues in society & more: Douche Bag stuff, Goddess Energy, Emojis, Weekend Partiers… Some guy from the 80s offers advice on how to suck less. And connoisseurism meets medical marijuana in our sketch comedy segment this week. We slam rad tune buggies in Ep. 19, with “Velocitip” by Greg Byers, and “Ten Tiny Fingers” by Marriages. Get pinky with it, y’all.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 18! Juan Manuel Rocha, host of the Comics on Comics podcast and general nerd overlord, grills up the nerdgasms in the Burger Dome this week. We debate some pressing issues in society, including: Dynasty fans, the X-Files reboot, Music festivals, and Magic: The Gathering! We distribute some rock musack to your ear buttons, playing a brand new release from Rock Burger favorites Monolord with their jam “Cursing The One”, and also a rad live track from Fat Elvis called “Fire At Will”. Ep 18 is fake-sponsored by the kind & caring folks at the “Stríppumé” stripper résumé service. And we present an hilarious fan-fiction crossover sketch called “X-Men Interviews”! Just grab a burger, click play and thank us later.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 17! Beard master & English major Bryan Cook joins returning guest host Celia Finkelstein as we get back to our burgery roots in our first new episode of 2015. We crack beers as we talk Burger Technology, Gross Selfies, Sandwiches (DIFFERENT THAN BURGERS, YOU GUYS), and Kyle kinda freaks out about Umbrellas a little bit. We pump up the jamz with “Drones” by Ghost Idols, and a saxophone-heavy tune called “In The Sunshine” by the Dirty Cakes band. We revive one of our favorite to-dos with 60 Second Story Hour, and we hop around the terrible-radio-o-sphere in this week’s commercial parody segment, including some sweet mom raps! Oh, and we may have stolen the bodies of Alex & Stu from Warp Drive for this week’s image.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 16! Dan and Kyle take a proverbial stroll through Rock N Roll Cheeseburger’s beloved fictional home town of “St. Capitalsburgh” in our 2014 review clip-show. Get a listen to our commercial parodies for a zombie-proof cemetery, a paid research study for Tyrannosaurus Rexes, and various mom & pop drug fronts! And we feature our original comedy sketches, including a game show with Carrot Top & a goat, a town hall debate between a cyborg & a warlock, and the entire opening three chapters of our noir mini-comedy-drama “Bilby Sullivan, Junior Detective”!
Since this episode is a clip-show of our first 15 shows, we hear super totes hilariballs character voices from RRCB pals & patriots Tommy Bechtold, Jared Campbell, Karl Hess, Celia Finkelstein, Valerie Tosi, Peyton Clarkson, Jackie Monahan, and of course Kyle Duncan Graham, Dan Lawler, and Tikku Sircar.
Someone call the slambulance!
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 15! The quick and powerful Jay Light joins returning guest host Valerie Tosi for our year-end burger-up! We drink large holiday cans of Stella Artois® as we discuss Almond milk, Films of 2014, Highschool make-out spots, and New Year’s Resolutions. We rock the balls off 2014 with a rumbling cut from Tilts with “Thomas Jefferson II” and a boombox-worthy cut from hip-hop artist Bloodshot with “Goodmornin”. We have a special holiday public service announcement for your physical, financial, and mental health. And we hear a comedy sketch for all the wordies in the burgersphere.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 14! Mr. Comedypants Peyton Clarkson moonwalks into Burgerville for our Holiday Celebration! This week, we kick some pressing issues around the room, including: Snooping on presents, “Orphan Christmas”, Adults who make un-ironic Christmas lists, Christmas trees, and more! We rock some bruising slamcuts with “Andy Low” by Torche, and “Space Cadet” by Mossbreaker. Episode fourteen is sponsored by the St. Capitalsburgh biennial Wizard Town & Beef Picnic. And we hear a very special trilogy chapter of our audio noir sketch series “Bilby Sullivan: Junior Detective”.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 13! The super funny mouthmind of Comedian / Director / Al Pacino impersonator Brian Zarin grace us in El Dome De Burger! This week, we discuss: Zwarte Piet (aka Black Pete) of The Netherlands, Talking to foreigners like retards, and Lumbersexuals! Our sponsor is the exciting-in-pants annual “Big Al’s Holiday Fuck-Buddy Mixer”! And we have special musical guests Sisters live in-studio, as they play their acoustunes “Back 2 U” and “Interstellar Transmissions”. Click play for the eggnog, stick around for the Horny Serpico.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 12! We welcome a sweet & sensual pair of hilariousnessociters to the Burger Dome this week, with Valerie Tosi and our first returning guest Tommy Bechtold! We drink around the table on such pressing issues in society as Cool Ways To Die, Mystery Orgasm Thud, Jared Leto’s Joker and Internet Plagiarism. Our sponsored commercial parody this week comes from ManMaids, a fine service for those with dirty homes & dirtier minds. And we present to you a riveting & romantic gameshow from the fine folks at YourPerfectestMatch.Website. Music this week comes from Wrong with their song “Call It”, and RRCB favorite Monolord with their tune “Harbinger of Death”.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Eleven! Washingtonian rock band Velcron joins us in-studio for our special Thanksgiving episode, as we talk: Tryptophan, Turkey Tits, Planes, Trains & Automobiles, and Pilgrim Sex. We hear a pair of songs from Velcron (M.A. Russell, Matt Haeuser, Kyle Duncan Graham) with “Getting Over You”, as well as a live, acoustic version of their tune-buggy “We Are Doomed”. And we hear commercial parodies from our non-sponsor MacTaggart’s Fine Fashions and much more! EAT TURKEY, ROCK JAMZ.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Ten!! Hollywood character actress & good human person Celia Finkelstein joins the gang for our decisode. This week, we go round-table on Bad Advice from Friends, Craig Ferguson & Metallica, Cognitive Dissonance, and Oil Pulling. We roll rad rocks with “One Hand On The Wheel” by San Angelus, and “Burn” by Fused By Defiance. This week we run previews for some possibly-upcoming sketch madness, as episode 10 is sponsored by ourselves… wait what?… And we bring you the very special segment, Beat Poetry Night At The Blue Bone Daddy. (Ep 10 cover art features the gang’s heads pasted of classic images of Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Presley, Audrey Hepburn, The Fonz, and James Dean.)
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Nine! Hilarious funnyman of comediocity Karl Hess kickflips into the burger dome for our election week special. We talk AA, Food Pictures, Unisex Names, and Day Drinking! Our sponsor this week is cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. *SPECIAL ELECTION WEEK SKETCH — our Town Hall Debate from the prestigious St. Capitalsburgh University and Dental University… what? Rock music with “I’m Just The Driver” from Black Map, and some fresh hip-hop with “Manym00ns” from Dex Amora. Rock, burger, jams, got ‘em!
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Eight! YouTube funnyman Jason Horton grills up the comedy burgers with the gang, discussing: Halloween Candy, Last-Minute Costumes, Ghosts, and Facebook Soapboxing. We hear political advertisements from fake candidates Nancy R. Adams and Carl Zerptington. And we rock some wild tunes from “Fire The Animal” and “Mudface“. We revisit 60 Second Storyhour with a Halloween edition, including Dan’s “Tell-Tale Fart”. Tune in next week for the Town Hall Debate with candidates Adams and Zerpington! Until then, plug your burger into an amplifier & rock the cheese off.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Seven! Rock drummer and hilarious maniac, Manimal from The Big Surprise, joins us in the white-hot boozerdome as we talk: Willful Ignorance, Bar Etiquette, Water as a Commodity, Phone Envy, the Japanese McDonalds’ Black Cheeseburger and more. We play a couple of rad rock jams from The Big Surprise with “Tomm Petty” and “The One”. And we flip through just about everything that is wrong with terrestrial radio. Episode 7 is lovingly fake-sponsored by Pimpin’Surance.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Six! Markeia McCarty gets burgery wit it for our sixth episode, while we spitball on these pressing issues in society & more: Garbage Pizza, Dogmatics vs. Second Guessers, Street Harassment, and Every Band Has At Least One Good Song? We also hear a word from this week’s fake sponsor, the Langley Swap Meet, and we hear another original comedy sketch with our Star Wars parody The Droids We Were Looking For. We hear some killer rock tunes in ep. 6 with “Audhumbla” by Monolord and “Blue Benz” by The Big Surprise. Strap in and press play, as we exude the force of the burger rock.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Five! Stand-up comedian and free safety Jared Campbell saunters into the burger dome, as he & the gang go round-table on: Mother-Daughter Relationships, Marijuana Legalization, Good Break-ups, and California’s Plastic Bag Laws. Also featured in episode five is Chapter 2 of our original noir audio sketch comedy series “Bilby Sullivan; Junior Detective”, and a commercial parody for Low-Speed Scooter Crashes. Episode 5 music includes “Audhumbla” by Monolord, “By Our Current Standards” by Choirs, and “Self-Made Hero” by Dirty Machine. Listen to the show, follow on the twitters:
– Jared Campbell on twitter,
– Kyle Duncan Graham on twitter,
– Jackie Monahan on twitter,
– Dan Lawler on twitter,
– Tikku Sircar on twitter,
and of course – Rock N Roll Cheeseburger on twitter!
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Four! Greg Walloch joins the cast for the fourth installment of the burgerings. Featured in Ep. 4 are discussions on terrible airline passengers, domestic abuse & the NFL, “Orthorexia”, and the good kind of crazy, along with rad rock music from local basasses Living Dead Lights, as well as Rochester, NY’s own Starlight Cities. Jackie, Dan, Kyle & Greg are all put to shame as Tikku hits the nail on the head with his Sixty Second Story Time, and a few things you might have missed on the internet.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Three! Special guests, Stu & Alex of the musical comedy duo Warp Drive enter the burger dome, mandolins in-hand, and rocks the night away as we mourn the (temporary) death of one of our hosts. Featured in Episode 3 is a WORLD PREMIERE of Warp Drive’s new comedy song “Follow The Road”, an advertisement for all our dinosaur listeners, and round-table comedy discussions on cheeseburgers, super string theory, the cost of living, and Dinosaurs! Send in your best burger & dinosaur pics on twitter &/or instagram to @RRCheeseburger!
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode Two! Special guest Amber Tozer joins us in the Burger Dome for our darkest episode yet! (out of two.) Featured in Ep. 2 is another original comedy sketch “Hipster EMT”, some commercial parodies from a few fake sponsors including Froyo Yo-yo, and round-table comedy discussions on the following pressing issues in society: The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell Story, Suicide, Travelers Mentality, and the death of Rock N Roll. Think we could possibly rock any harder?! Email us at RockNRollCheeseburger@gmail.com .
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode One! Special guest Tommy Bechtold joins us in studio for our first official episode release! Featured in Ep. 1 is an original comedy sketch “Bilby Sullivan, Junior Detective”, a commercial parody from our fake sponsor, The Valkyrie Viking Long Ship, and round-table discussions on these pressing issues in society: George Washington & the Washington State flag, the Orgy Dome at Burning Man, the concept of “Slacktivism”, and defining the Sex-to-Baseball analogy. Grab a burger, grab a beer, and rock your ear drums inside out!