Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 25! Tommy Bechtold spelunks into the burger dome for his third RRCB episode and our Season One Finale, and he brings Val’s mom with him!? This week’s pressing issues in society are Out-Of-Town Guests, Unsustainability, Bro-Night Stands, and Hangover Cures. We have our first honest to goodness sponsorship this week, from the hilariously stylish folks at Bob Heller Tees! We spin beefy rock tunes with Byron Blocker‘s “Echo Park” and Boom Said Thunder‘s “Modern Girls”. And we dive into the perilous depths of co-hostess Valerie Tosi‘s mind in this week’s comedy sketch “Brain Date”. Come hang with us at the New Orleans tweetup April 16-20, where co-hosts Dan Lawler and Valerie Tosi will be performing in the Comics Of Twitter stand-up show! And we’ll be back inside your ear satchels after our spring break!
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 24! Jordan Rubin, writer & director of the horror / comedy film Zombeavers gets his beave on in burgerville this week. We go round table on such pressing issues in society as Facing Danger, Primal Behaviors, Mom Strength, and Deforestation. We are sponsored this week by the fine folks over at Power Snack. Our comedy sketch involves martians, marijuana and a guy named Morty. And we rock rad tune buggies from the band Reuben with “Freddy Kreuger”, and from Los Angeles locals Bed with “Goodnight”. Zombeavers hits theaters & Video On Demand on Friday, March 20, 2015. If you’re in L.A. on March 18th, grab tickets for the Los Angeles premiere of Zombeavers here.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 23! We’ve got twitter’s Inappropriate Mom this week! Nic (@nicfit75) gets inappropriate with our round-table discussions, as we talk: Online Dating, Dog Parks, Friend Boundaries, and Bar Fights. Our stereotype-laden fake sponsor this week is Don’s Gay Apparel! And we rock super heavy rock jamz with #RRCB favorite Monolord‘s “Audhumbla”, and also 1980s-90s metalheads’ favorite Pantera‘s “War Nerve”. Our sketch this week features the vocal hilarity of Jared Quay Campbell as heard in Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 5, as he commentates on NicFit75’s Twitter Court. And, before we go, Nic gives us Christmas in March!
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 22! Larry Herweg, drummer for the rock band Pelican, swoops into the burger dome this week, as we world premiere their new tune “The Wait”! We also rock the new single “The Cliff”, title track of the brand new Pelican album releasing February 24th, and one track from Larry’s other band, San Angelus! This week, we talk Band Names, CPR, Death of the Guitar Solo?! And the 20th Anniversary of Empire Records! Commercial parodies, angry baby-daddies, dirty nipples… Oh my!
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 21! Bridget Phetasy frees her nipples in the burger dome this week, as we cover such issues as Free The Nipple, Confirmation Bias, Terrible Apartments, Tweet-ups, and more. Our make-believe sponsor this week is the never-going-to-be-released book “The Bible: Director’s Cut”. We hit the streets for a hard-hitting news story with this week’s “Homeless Update”. And we slam some ram jams with “So Long” by Emma Lane, and “Grandfather Claws” by Helms Alee. Just take your pants off and listen already.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 20! Razzle Dangerously waxes his fabulous mustache while returning guest host Celia Finkelstein laughs away from the microphone about it. We rally ’round the table with these pressing issues in society: Birthdays (on Facebook), Fast & Furious 7, Littering, and Dan plays a game with our website comment section. Our imaginary sponsor this week is the St. Capitalsburgh 27th annual “Chili Cook-off”. We travel to a classical sci-fi version of Earth’s moon to battle radioactive kittens in this week’s comedy sketch. And we rawk some killer roll this week with song slivers like “Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues” by Mclusky, and “Volcanoes” by Freeze The Atlantic.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 18! Juan Manuel Rocha, host of the Comics on Comics podcast and general nerd overlord, grills up the nerdgasms in the Burger Dome this week. We debate some pressing issues in society, including: Dynasty fans, the X-Files reboot, Music festivals, and Magic: The Gathering! We distribute some rock musack to your ear buttons, playing a brand new release from Rock Burger favorites Monolord with their jam “Cursing The One”, and also a rad live track from Fat Elvis called “Fire At Will”. Ep 18 is fake-sponsored by the kind & caring folks at the “Stríppumé” stripper résumé service. And we present an hilarious fan-fiction crossover sketch called “X-Men Interviews”! Just grab a burger, click play and thank us later.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 16! Dan and Kyle take a proverbial stroll through Rock N Roll Cheeseburger’s beloved fictional home town of “St. Capitalsburgh” in our 2014 review clip-show. Get a listen to our commercial parodies for a zombie-proof cemetery, a paid research study for Tyrannosaurus Rexes, and various mom & pop drug fronts! And we feature our original comedy sketches, including a game show with Carrot Top & a goat, a town hall debate between a cyborg & a warlock, and the entire opening three chapters of our noir mini-comedy-drama “Bilby Sullivan, Junior Detective”!
Since this episode is a clip-show of our first 15 shows, we hear super totes hilariballs character voices from RRCB pals & patriots Tommy Bechtold, Jared Campbell, Karl Hess, Celia Finkelstein, Valerie Tosi, Peyton Clarkson, Jackie Monahan, and of course Kyle Duncan Graham, Dan Lawler, and Tikku Sircar.
Someone call the slambulance!
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 15! The quick and powerful Jay Light joins returning guest host Valerie Tosi for our year-end burger-up! We drink large holiday cans of Stella Artois® as we discuss Almond milk, Films of 2014, Highschool make-out spots, and New Year’s Resolutions. We rock the balls off 2014 with a rumbling cut from Tilts with “Thomas Jefferson II” and a boombox-worthy cut from hip-hop artist Bloodshot with “Goodmornin”. We have a special holiday public service announcement for your physical, financial, and mental health. And we hear a comedy sketch for all the wordies in the burgersphere.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 13! The super funny mouthmind of Comedian / Director / Al Pacino impersonator Brian Zarin grace us in El Dome De Burger! This week, we discuss: Zwarte Piet (aka Black Pete) of The Netherlands, Talking to foreigners like retards, and Lumbersexuals! Our sponsor is the exciting-in-pants annual “Big Al’s Holiday Fuck-Buddy Mixer”! And we have special musical guests Sisters live in-studio, as they play their acoustunes “Back 2 U” and “Interstellar Transmissions”. Click play for the eggnog, stick around for the Horny Serpico.
Rock N Roll Cheeseburger Episode 12! We welcome a sweet & sensual pair of hilariousnessociters to the Burger Dome this week, with Valerie Tosi and our first returning guest Tommy Bechtold! We drink around the table on such pressing issues in society as Cool Ways To Die, Mystery Orgasm Thud, Jared Leto’s Joker and Internet Plagiarism. Our sponsored commercial parody this week comes from ManMaids, a fine service for those with dirty homes & dirtier minds. And we present to you a riveting & romantic gameshow from the fine folks at YourPerfectestMatch.Website. Music this week comes from Wrong with their song “Call It”, and RRCB favorite Monolord with their tune “Harbinger of Death”.